


These "lounge" chairs looked out of floor-to-ceiling windows onto the terminal outside.
For once, food was not my first priority - I was actually quite stuffed after the NY to Frankfurt flight. But I couldn't resist visiting their offerings anyway before touring the rest of the facility.
The thing below I kind of put in the same class as the orange press (something which I had never seen before but which was strangely prevalent), except that it's a bit more morbid/macabre/bemusing. In both the NYC and Frankfurt lounges, there was an in situ prosciutto slicer. For some reason, I just found it hugely bemusing to see the leg of pork resting there just waiting to be sliced up next to a beautifully presented plate of the final product.

Below is a picture of the lady's room. While it looks very conventionally modern, what I found amusing was the exit sign. In general, it looks like one of those emergency exit signs, but instead, it's for a regular exit, so it just looks as if everyone in Frankfurt should be rushing about whenever they want to leave a room.

I'm very sorry that I didn't take a picture of their sleeping rooms - they had several units of essentially "small" bedrooms for people to nap in while they're in between flights. "Small" is relative, though - while each room is only big enough for a bed with some comfortable walking space around it, the bed itself was at least a queen size, and as you can imagine, beautifully appointed.

Now here's the real kicker - the showers. Except it's not just a shower, it's a full bath and shower - COMPLETE WITH RUBBER DUCKY.

Amazingly enough, we were told by one of the lounge attendants that these duckies are in very high demand ... they have even been sold for considerable money on eBay! I was going to steal the ducky (not for eBay, but because it just looks so cute) but the attendant actually gave me a pre-packaged one as a gift. So I left this one bobbing happily in the bath water when I left. (I was a glutton - I took a bath first and then rinsed off with a shower. I had to use a shower cap for the first time in my life because it would've taken way too long to dry all my hair.)

This is the interior of the first class cabin in the flight we took from Frankfurt to Tel Aviv. I'm so sad I didn't have time to try and get a photo of the plane from the outside - it was one of those double-decker types, where the upper level was reserved for the first class passengers. The seats were the same type as what were on the previous flight, so there was considerably less exploration on my part, even if we had more time to do so.We were stuck on the tarmac for a little while this time, about an hour's delay - the reason for it is amply illustrated to the the left. That is slush/ice/snow rimed on the port of our plane, and I'm shooting through the only clear corner of it to capture someone working on de-icing the wings on an Air Canada flight next to us.
Once again, luck or divine providence was with us - we had landed in the one handful of hours in which Frankfurt had cleared enough to start delivering flights again, and from all reports, ours was one of the few that took off that day. So, once again we hit the window perfectly; after taking our own turn at de-icing, we trundled down the runway (and were treated to the sight of trains of dump trucks taking piles of bulldozed snow and ice out of the terminal) and then we were back in the air.
This time, I slept aaaaaall the way through the flight. Four hours, I believe it was, and the combination of exhaustion (total sleep from Thursday to Sunday: 2 hours + 7 hours + 3 hours + 4 hours) and jet lag was really starting to hit. (That will actually play a critical role later where the Mount Zion Hotel is concerned.)

Welcome to the airport in Tel Aviv, Israel! I forgot the actual name of the airport - dedicated to some famous historical figure - but after finally getting through customs (which took forever ... the lines themselves were relatively short, but it took a while for them to process each person), I was treated to the sight of the lobby, along with some unusual adornments:

It was like a balloon graveyard. There were dozens of the things clinging to the ceiling, and I don't know if it was tradition or if the kids in Israel were just particularly clumsy, but even as I was staring upwards with mouth agape, I saw another casualty slowly wending its way upwards to join its brethren.
From this point on, everything was somewhat of a muddle which wasn't helped at all by my jet lag. I was basically useless, even as a guard over our luggage since my eyes kept slipping closed. I eventually just made sure I had a limb touching every piece so that even if I was conked out, if something was moved, I'd feel it. Louis did some footwork getting some of the local currency and trying to figure out where we were supposed to go - apparently, coordination for our stay was not very coordinated. Long story short, we hired a taxi and started making our way blindly to the Mount Zion Hotel, as someone from the wedding planning network had told us that the hotel had plenty of rooms and that we would find accommodations there.
Well, as it so happened, no, Mount Zion did not have plenty of rooms. AND there were no reservations for us. There were some dodgy insinuations about the hotel's upper management/reservations people (told to us after the fact), and whoever called the hotel on our behalf never finalized a reservation for us; simply told us to show up. Whatever. End result is that, Louis pointed me out (by this time, I was totally draped over the back of one of their lobby sofas snoring) and after a little more wheedling, the staff took pity on the pathetic jet-lagged Asian and actually gave us one of their deluxe rooms for the evening. The next night, we managed to get another room, and that managed to tide us over until we could move into the Dan Panorama.
We had already been prepared to find lodgings difficult to arrange due to the holiday season plus the wedding, but we really had no idea. On top of all that, the storms had backed up the tourist population - flights were canceled left and right, and the lobbies were filled, half the time, with stranded folk. Boy, does it make a body grateful to have a room at all, now!
Well, finally, that documents most of the journey here ... next post, FINALLY, some real pictures of the city!
























